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lol, talk about drama.....this isnt drama, this is stupidity in the act. lol.


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Going from a 2.0 to a 3.1 must feel like a million hp to him. Lol personally I don't think my beretta will ever be fast ( not what I bought it for.) For speed I perfer something rwd with a v8 heh (95 tbird 331 stroker). Why oh why would you talk crap with a basically stock beretta (especially on here) I have no clue.


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(Duke 3D @ Feb. 27 2008,12:38)QUOTEdo you think you could beat my beretta. its not a 2.0 anymore its a 3.1 mpfi with a 20lb nos bottle.
Are you serious?    

I haven't been on here in weeks and see this.  Go back to the sandbox youngin.


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(Duke 3D @ Mar. 01 2008,00:55)QUOTE
(1988GTU @ Feb. 28 2008,23:33)QUOTEA potato could get shoved in your exhaust....  Who's the fast man now?  Eh!  
you could put a potatoe in my muffler. IF YOU CAN CATCH IT HA HA HA  
Hey this isn't one of those stories where the tortoise races the hair and the tortoise wins.    


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Well it's 3 1/2 months until B'Fest.

Drag strip AND a road course.

Perfect opportunity to bring your "bottles" and have your arse handed to you on both venues.


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Ill run ya!! what you might run a 17 here.. maybe a 16.9 and that is if you dont over do it and blow the welds because of to much "nos"... ill run ya! ;)


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I can beat you. Even with my spun rod baring and messed up second gear.


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I'll race ya on the Gixxer, but to keep it fair I won't leave first gear....I hit my rev limiter in first at 89 MPH, that seems fair.


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I should hope that my Quad would beat a 2.0 with NOS. Pumping a 50 shot what do you have to the wheel 70hp?


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(sousa632 @ Mar. 04 2008,18:42)QUOTEI should hope that my Quad would beat a 2.0 with NOS. Pumping a 50 shot what do you have to the wheel 70hp?
Oops, you misread Sousa. He's upgraded to a  3.1 and added that monster bottle. So he's gotta be pushing AT LEAST 170 hp, now.....ahahahahahhaha.


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LMAO!!! I think my son could beat your beretta on his power wheels.. Just a another kid talking stupid again. We gotta see pics and proof of this. Reading this topic is making me laugh even harder and calling BS!!!  until we see proof and pics.


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(SuzukiGhostRider @ Mar. 04 2008,21:08)QUOTE
(sousa632 @ Mar. 04 2008,18:42)QUOTEI should hope that my Quad would beat a 2.0 with NOS. Pumping a 50 shot what do you have to the wheel 70hp?
Oops, you misread Sousa. He's upgraded to a  3.1 and added that monster bottle. So he's gotta be pushing AT LEAST 170 hp, now.....ahahahahahhaha.
yeeaaaaaaaa..... I missed the memo, were putting a coover on all the TPS reports now... mmmmmmkaaaayyyyy.  


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i got a $600 bicycle sitting in my basement, you bring that car here, and i'll race ya for slips at the track... hows that sound? lol, then again, that would just mean i would need to figure out what to do with another dam car,but scraps up right now, so i dont mind..... you can even blow the welds on the intake if you would like.....lol


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Man you guys, always dissin nitrous...  Am I the only one who has proven that it will work?

This thread is funny though.  


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But your cars slow....  


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