Canada is better

[Da-Funk]

ok I just wanted everyone to know that I think that Canada is the best North American Country

We have the funnest actors
We spell Colour with a u
We have a kick *** ecomoney
Our Dollar is the Highest in North America right now
our min wage is 7.85 CAD
We have the North pole
our beer is better
up untill last month PEI had GLASS POP bottles
We call it Pop not soda or cola
PEI has the warmest salt water North of florida
we eat lobster
we are the best at hockey
we invented Basketball
PEI's soil is red
the Japenese Love us for some reason
we can go to europe without being hated on sight
we can ALL roll the letter R
Tim Hortons is Better the StarBucks (by far)
we have socilized Health Care (doctors are free)
we invented the telephone
we invented insulin
we are bigger then you
soldier for soldier our military is better
(America just has more)
our elections make sense
all your draft dodgers live here now oh wate thats not a good thing
did I ever tell you that a Draft dodger attacked me once
oh well then my dad went and broke his cheek bone
I'm Canadian
we are bilingul with a better language then street of mexican but with Qubecian which is like french but not as pussylike
we have a place called Newfoundland which is like inbreeding ground
thay have a place called Condom lol!!

well thats all I can think of right now
oh and feel free to rip into me please i want to here what you americans think of all these truths
and you can even ask the europeans on this fourm that canada is an awsome place see ya!

[bonecrrusher]

We have the funnest actors funniest
We spell Colour with a u
We have a kick *** ecomoney economy
Our Dollar is the Highest in North America right now
our min wage is 7.85 CAD
We have the North pole
our beer is better
up untill last month PEI had GLASS POP bottles
We call it Pop not soda or cola
PEI has the warmest salt water North of florida
we eat lobster
we are the best at hockey
we invented Basketball Actually i was invented in Massachusetts, therefore it is an American sport
PEI's soil is red Its called clay, NC has it too
the Japenese Love us for some reason Japanese
we can go to europe without being hated on sight
we can ALL roll the letter R
Tim Hortons is Better the StarBucks (by far)
we have socilized Health Care (doctors are free) Socialized
we invented the telephone technically invented in Boston
we invented insulin
we are bigger then you In land mass maybe, 33 million vs 390+ million people
soldier for soldier our military is better
(America just has more)
our elections make sense
all your draft dodgers live here now oh wate thats not a good thing wait
did I ever tell you that a Draft dodger attacked me once
oh well then my dad went and broke his cheek bone
I'm Canadian
we are bilingul with a better language then street of mexican but with Qubecian which is like french but not as pussylike bilingual, Since when was Mexican a language? Its Spanish.
we have a place called Newfoundland which is like inbreeding ground
thay have a place called Condom lol!! they

well thats all I can think of right now
oh and feel free to rip into me please i want to here what you americans think of all these truths
and you can even ask the europeans on this fourm that canada is an awsome place see ya!awesome

Look for my corrections in bold. If your a representative of Canada by the way you type/spell , then your country sucks. Stay in school and get a real education. nOOb!

[Da-Funk]

the reason PEI's soil is red is because of it's extremly high Iron (Fe) making it very good soil for potatoes!!!!!

[Da-Funk]

oh and Basket bell is Canadian because on CBC which is a crappy canadian tv channel it has these heritage momont things and the telephone and basket ball are some of them but other then that thanks for your input big fella eh i'm all aboot that

[Asylum]

As a Canadian, I appologize for our drunken/idiot friend.

He obviously found that on some website and couldn't even get it right.

Talking points are well and good, but there are times when the real world does tend to smack you in the chops.








But we DO have better beer! ROFL

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[BerettaLove32]

OMGGGGGGGG Da-funk on BNet has made sooo many good points, Im packing up my stuff and moving to Canada ASAP!?!?!

nnnnnnnnoooooootttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

[Money pit Beretta]

The military? You guys are good! I'm not going into anything more about this(we could talk about that till the end of time). The CF-188 is just a F/A-18 by the way(just had to slip that in). The best beer? We have micro brews that kick butt on any beer in the world! Though most started their life as old world brews many years ago.

[3100SFI]

(Da-Funk @ May 23 2008,19:34)QUOTEthe reason PEI's soil is red is because of it's extremly high Iron (Fe) making it very good soil for potatoes!!!!!
What US state grows the most potatoes?

[SuzukiGhostRider]

Omg , soldiers are better? ROFL..... Now you're making me laugh.....what a noob. I'm glad you're proud of your country, but it seems your teachers are sorely under paid or you're just flat stupid. Judging by your lack of spelling skills and history knowledge. As to the loonie (ROFL, I can barely keep a straight face typing that word) , the Canadian dollar... it's higher RIGHT NOW than the American dollar, but 80% of the time , the American dollar is higher. We know Bush sux, thanks for reminding us! Thank Jesus, that arse hole of a useless whelp is outta office soon! You think you're soil is special potato growing soil? Then why is Idaho doing so damn well here? Or were you just trying to piss the Irish off while you were at it? ROFLMAO! I'm 1/3 Irish, but I find it hard to be annoyed by Canadian children..... Grow up.
Oh, and the telephone and basketball? Why not claim credit for the gun, the auto, the toaster,the radio and tv , hell, nuclear technology too... You know why everyone hates the US so much? Besides the fact our government has a problem with minding their own damn business (a fact I generally hate too). It's because we are the toughest,richest,most powerful country in the world. And that just pisses the haters with their haterade off. But the same arse clowns like you who talk smack are trying their damnedest to either move here or sneak in illegally in most cases..... Ironic isn't it? Do you need irony spelled for you? I didn't use too many big words did I ? Or input too much info?
Bone, you beat me to it, rofl, nice!  
Oh, and Eric, don't feel the need to apologize for this bonehead just because he's Canadian. It's not your fault he's ignorant. Besides , you're kind of one of us with your dual citizenship.

[Money pit Beretta]

What started this and why is this here? There is a post about the same time as this one in "WOW" that I think is strange. What were you doing at the time of these posts Funk?

[Rodville]

In before the lock.

[Da-Funk]

oh ya and i did not find this stuff on the net i just used my head
and Idaho sucks junk btw
isn't this banana cool        
it's a banana dnace off

[Da-Funk]

Idaho is also like 10 times bigger then PEI PEI is the smallest provence
we are like 200 square KM
but we still rock
140000 people is the best population in the world
funny how we are so small we still are one of the leading potatoe growers in the world 2nd biggest exporter
the one's who r ahead of us are RUSSIA NOT IDAHO BECAUSE THEY SUCK!!!!!!

[Da-Funk]

sorry I made a mistake
The province currently accounts for a third of Canada's total potato production, producing approximately 1300 million kg annually. Comparatively, the state of Idaho produces approximately 6200 million kg annually, with a population approximately 9.5 times greater than PEI.[16] PEI is a major producer of seed potatoes, exporting to more than twenty countries around the world.
PEI 5,683 km²
Idaho 216,632 km²
take that AMERICA!!!!

[3100SFI]

wow you're retarded