Sweet new grill!

[snowblindburd]

Yes folks it's the George Foreman Lean Mean 60 Degree Grilling Machine 3500 V6 model! Finally GF and GM get together to produce the best grill you'll ever own!

Never again will you long for perfect grill marks! This will be the best tasting food you'll ever eat!

Simply install our grill onto a late model 60 degree v6 engine and the grilling magic will ensue. Special drip rails allow you to choose your own design. Either grind down the edges to drain away grease or drill a hole right into the grill to give your car that extra greasy kick, guaranteed to send your taste buds out of orbit!

Once the grill is installed and modified to your liking, start the car up and toss up to 4 burgers on! The engine heat will cook them nice and evenly.

While that car is running, crank that heat up! You, sir or madame, have yourselves the ultimate bun warmer! If your vehicle is equipped with heated seats, you'll have twice the bun warming action!

You can also turn on the air condition and wah-lah, a cooler fit to keep everyone's beverage ice cold! (we are not responsible warm beverages resulting from a/c systems in need of a recharge, or for undesired results by attempting to both heat buns and cool beverages at the same time)

Yes, the George Foreman Lean Mean 60 Degree Grilling Machine. It comes with special Teflon powdercoat courtesy of Scott0999!

[Money pit Beretta]

That was very well done. Oh man I need to get more sleep.

[snowblindburd]

lmao thanks, I was getting pretty tired by the time I wrote it so I hope it was funny .

[Asylum]

Do you guys know that Hulk Hogan turned down that endorsement thinking it wouldn't last.

Foreman was their second choice.

(Us old guys know LOTS of useless information, and when we die it dies with us!)

[snowblindburd]

Hogan wanted to make a grill out of a 3500?


Hehe j/k! I didn't know that. I wonder how the Hogan grill would have sold lol.

[Money pit Beretta]

Very funny, I sent it to a friend. Great selling points!

[snowblindburd]

hehe thanks!