A saturn from UR-anus

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berettajunkie1991
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Well on my way home tonight i take my left  an out of the corner of my hearing i hear this car chirp the tires and im like what ever, so i accelerate like i normally would we he is just wont get off my arse. SO.. i stomp on it and leave him behind at the stop sign and i was doing 80 on a 2 lane road, all of a sudden i see him starting to close in on me so i said f this and i stomp on it and leave him again and he tries to keep up and i was doing 110 or 115 and i had to slow down because a 30 MPH zone was comin up if any of you are from lockport, il you will know briggs & maple pretty well, anyways he wont leave me alone he pulls up next to me and we do a 40 MPH roll drag and i start pulling away on him so he obviously doesnt know what a beretta is and he was shocked and when i saw it was a saturn i wasnt surprised. saturn 4DR plastic box. probably 90-94





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some ppl are stupid


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Beretta Z26
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Saturn did'nt have a chance.


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