You might be a terminal motor-head if...
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2018 12:50 pm
You might be a terminal motor-head if...
You keep the bra from your first car in your dresser drawer...
You keep a tube of Engine Assembly Lube on your nightstand...
Your pin-up poster 'girls' had names like 'Corvette', 'Countach', and 'Camaro', and they ALL had four-wheels...
You only buy protective latex gloves.. Actual gloves, and don't understand why nobody would love you without them...
You struggle to find the understanding in the phrase 'Warning: Danger to Manifold"...
You can actually find an explanation for the phrase "Warning: Danger to Manifold"...
You laugh at the ridiculousness of John Candy's 'Woody' Chrysler in "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles", yet in the back of your mind the fact that it is a "Turbo" leaves some part of you liking that car in spite of yourself...
Your friends know to buy you gift-cards for the local autoparts store...
You buy yourself gift-cards for the local autoparts store...
You don't need an oil-change reminder sticker -you can tell it is time by the shade of the oil on the dipstick (and you actually check it regularly!)...
As you are purchasing a new rearview mirror for your car from Amazon, you are surprised to find that they sell books and movies too...
You know that 18436572 is the firing order of a 350 Chevy, but have trouble with your home phone number...
You can determine the year and engine in a car by looking at the VIN...
Your favorite bedtime book is a Chilton manual...
Anyone else want to come up with a few? Please keep it clean(ish), and add-on if you think of some!
You keep the bra from your first car in your dresser drawer...
You keep a tube of Engine Assembly Lube on your nightstand...
Your pin-up poster 'girls' had names like 'Corvette', 'Countach', and 'Camaro', and they ALL had four-wheels...
You only buy protective latex gloves.. Actual gloves, and don't understand why nobody would love you without them...
You struggle to find the understanding in the phrase 'Warning: Danger to Manifold"...
You can actually find an explanation for the phrase "Warning: Danger to Manifold"...
You laugh at the ridiculousness of John Candy's 'Woody' Chrysler in "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles", yet in the back of your mind the fact that it is a "Turbo" leaves some part of you liking that car in spite of yourself...
Your friends know to buy you gift-cards for the local autoparts store...
You buy yourself gift-cards for the local autoparts store...
You don't need an oil-change reminder sticker -you can tell it is time by the shade of the oil on the dipstick (and you actually check it regularly!)...
As you are purchasing a new rearview mirror for your car from Amazon, you are surprised to find that they sell books and movies too...
You know that 18436572 is the firing order of a 350 Chevy, but have trouble with your home phone number...
You can determine the year and engine in a car by looking at the VIN...
Your favorite bedtime book is a Chilton manual...
Anyone else want to come up with a few? Please keep it clean(ish), and add-on if you think of some!