My Beretta story (like most of my tales) is a long one, with many turns, like a windy canyon road in the night, each new twist holds secrets elusive to the headlights searching through them. I've owned about thirty cars and more vehicles as well over the last 35+ years, but I've owned more Berettas than any other specific vehicle. The community here keeps my interest in these cars honed.
I liked the Berettas from when I first noticed them, maybe a year or two after they first came out. But I hadn't gotten a good hate on for Fords yet, so I also liked the first-gen Probes back then. I was semi-seriously looking at both cars when my attention got turned back around to the Camaros by a black IROC Z-28 that came creeping malevolently through the snow while I was out for a walk one night -but that is a whole different story. It took several years before I was reminded of how much I liked the Berettas, and by then the whole GTZ/Z-26 sub-model difference had slipped by me, so I was still looking at base-model cars. Coincidentally, I started dating a woman who had purchased a five-speed V-6 car as part of her life re-construction after a lot of things fell apart for her. The car was blue on blue, looked nice, ran great, but handled like absolute piss (I later found out it was all due to rock-hard tires). I liked the car instantly, and enjoyed driving it almost as much as I liked driving my '88 Camaro. Over the next few years, I replaced the belt, alternator, rebuilt the power-steering pump, replaced the front brake pads (Raybestos -those pads are still on the car and stop it on a dime), replaced the clutch and the transaxle oil-seals, and even replaced one rear wheel bearing and wheel after damaging them on a curb (darn tires!) after loosing control and fish-tailing the car avoiding some idiot who flew across multiple lanes of traffic. The paint was still good then, aside from two small spots that had peeled away from the primer, and the interior was almost immaculate. I had installed a Pioneer CD player for her too, and rebuilt the badly-constructed ignition-lock to better-than-new condition. But, all good things must end, and she decided to sell the car in favor of an automatic, due to her bad knees and commuting in heavy stop-and-go traffic. I offered to buy the car, and paid $750 for it after she had received a dealership offer for about half that as trade. All bad things must end too, and about a year later, we too went our separate ways, but at least the car stayed with
me! And so the addiction took hold... Some time after that, I learned about the GTZs with their sportier Z04 body-kits and HO Quads, and then I encountered my first V-8 powered Beretta and learned about the Indys, and now I was really intrigued. What else was there to these cars? I started having problems with the original five-speed right about the time I was trying to upgrade the engine to a 3400/3.1 MPFI hybrid, but I didn't know that my 3400 block had eaten its' rear main bearing, and I ended up pulling the whole drivetrain back out and replaced the five-speed with a junk-yard replacement and dropped the LG5 turbo 3.1 back in the car in disgust... Only to find that the new five-speed was missing 3rd and 4th. Oh, the Beretta bug had started biting back, and now I was starting to seriously
dislike the cars...

- No, that isn't an intercooler in front of the engine, NGT! That is a heater-core, I used it to cool the coolant a little extra before piping it to the turbo...
I found an ad for a rough non-running "dark red" '95 Z-26, and was told that the car had a five-speed, I figured it would be a good donor if nothing else. I drove a long way to see the car, only to find a Black Rose Metallic with an auto in it.

Not my favorite color, and I hate automatics. But the interior was very clean, and the outside of the car was not as rough as I had been led to believe, and the price of $300-something was fine -I planned on fixing and selling this car, or maybe keeping the Z-26 wheels I had been searching for for about a year already. I used my gear-limited blue turbo 'Retta to pull the car home, fixed the Z in the gravel driveway in sub-zero temperatures over nights (I had no time during the day). The poor car had been overheated so badly that the valve-guides had come loose

and the radiator tanks blown-out. I sold it to my niece who desperately needed a car, but they did not get along well together. I told her to drive it gently for the first 500 miles at least, as the gaskets were all fresh in the engine, but a few days later she beemingly told me how the car zipped right up to 110 -she loved that V-6 power.

The first day she had the car, it stranded her with a bad alternator -so she got a brand new lifetime warranty one to go with the car. A month later, the water-pump went out, then the radiator started leaking, and one of the tie-rods lost the rubber bushing in it so the car would shake really badly above 35 MPH. I fixed all of these problems for her, but when she ran it out of gas repeatedly, the new fuel-pump was all on her. A few months after selling this 'prize', I re-bought it after it got crunched from bumper-tagging someone on the highway and driving around until the hood popped open. I fixed it again, new hood, new windshield, new header-panel, new headlights, even a nicer passenger door, and I decided to keep it -thusfar, I had been paid to own this car!
Then I discovered GTUs...

- Before my GTU rims were stolen... I miss those wheels! :(
I found a white one for sale for under $400 with stalling problems, but the body was clean and aside from the rough door-panels and badly cracked and peeled dash, the garnet interior was clean. I drove the Z out to tow the car back if needed, but was able to drive the GTU home instead -all I needed to buy was a new battery. I had bought this car to drop a modified L36/L67 hybrid I had helped a friend build for his GA, but the engine had been abandoned with me. I didn't care for the 3800s back then, they were lumbering iron-headed throw-backs in my opinion, holding nothing to the more sophisticated aluminum-headed, splayed-valve 2.8s and 3.1s. Ironically, it had been this engine a couple of years before that inspired me to build the 3400/3.1 hybrid I was working on for my original blue-on-blue turbo 'Retta: I didn't want this supercharged dinosaur to outrun my more modern turbo 3.1...
At one point, I wanted to sell off the Z, it ran great, but I didn't like the auto tranny in it and couldn't find another Muncie five-speed -even if I could find one, I needed it for my poor crippled Turbo 'Retta, who had now also lost fifth and reverse. The 3400/3.1 hybrid was fixed, and now wore block-hugging headers and a brand-new .60-trim T-4 Garrett Airesearch turbochrager, but I hadn't gotten it into the car yet. I got a offer on the Z I decided not to refuse -I got two project cars and a bunch of parts in trade.

- Old pic of the car -I'll take some more once the new engine-mounts are done. Unfortunately, the engine has been sitting a long time, and seems to be stuck -hopefully it isn't actually seized :(
One of those projects was the V-8 Indy that had caught my attention years ago, the other was an '86 Fiero GT with a low-mileage 3100 and a bad TH125C -perfect, since I had a four-speed parts-car for it.
After a long and arduous search, I finally ran across a Yellow Indy for sale that I could afford ($800) that was close enough for me to drive to.

The car had some problems, and the interior needed to be stripped and washed, but the engine ran great and had only ~59k miles on it (the car had about 150k). Right around the same time, I was offered my old Z back again, but with a lot of damage to her. All I need to do is go out and bring the car home, but it is now halfway across the country from me, and really isn't driveable in its' current condition. I will try to get the poor car back and fix her up (again), she has had a very rough life. I have all the five-speed stuff to convert that car (unless I use it on my automatic Yellow Indy instead), so that is a big plus for me, but I don't have time to work on that car, and I don't want another broken-down project cluttering my driveway... It will take a while to get things in order, and by then, who knows what the next bend will hold in store for me?
...I would like someday to get a '90 GTZ, preferably with a sunroof, as that is one option I've never managed to get with any of my Berettas. Yes, I think that would round-out my collection, and my Beretta story would have a final chapter to it (though not be complete, of course

). Like any hobby, the more you invest your time in it, the more interesting, the more
consuming it becomes. Berettas are more than a hobby for me though -I drive them too, they are actual tools for me, not just toys. Every day I work on one, or drive one, they regain my interest all over again, and so my Beretta story continues...