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Stupid spammers

Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 8:02 pm
by Barry
You guys may not know this, but every day stupid spammers sign up on this board and post random crap from uggs boots to sports tickets and everything else under the sun. Luckily, they all get banned and disapproved before it comes onto the public board thanks to our moderation staff.

Heres one today that I thought was interesting. Im still trying to understand it all. It appears to be a cialis advertisement/story that was written in another language, then translated(kinda)

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Re: Stupid spammers

Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 8:35 pm
by Money pit Beretta
Very few have made it on here and I'm very happy with that!

Re: Stupid spammers

Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 10:19 pm
by DTMAce
That is using a "story" technique. More words, less prone to auto ban/auto prune and typically make no real sense.

I get those too all the time on my board. Last time I cleared the log, I removed 25MB of ... crap attempted account creations and posts that never made it to the actual forum.

Thank god for anti-spam tools.

Re: Stupid spammers

Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 1:36 pm
by snowblindburd
"A cialis by his wad yelled inevitable."

Indeed.

Re: Stupid spammers

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 7:29 pm
by heavywoody
I hate the spammers on this board; I've banned so many of them I lost count. The stories are interesting though lol.

"It detested a excitement under her unannounced cables pizza, from don't usually sidetracked the accustomed bones into a vogon bar."

Riiiiiiiight.

Re: Stupid spammers

Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 2:45 pm
by scd88ga
SPAM SUCKS!

In other news, I have my own emoticon created by biz from the Quad4Forums using a picture of my car! YAY!


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Re: Stupid spammers

Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 2:52 pm
by themixer
v v nice

Re: Stupid spammers

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 2:10 pm
by Travelor
heavywoody wrote:I hate the spammers on this board; I've banned so many of them I lost count. The stories are interesting though lol.

"It detested a excitement under her unannounced cables pizza, from don't usually sidetracked the accustomed bones into a vogon bar."

Riiiiiiiight.

LOL, I just read this. A VOGON BAR?! God, I hope they don't read poetry!

Re: Stupid spammers

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:58 pm
by Barry
Heres a new one:


Popular Taylormade r11 Driver

If a ball does head in the direction of someone, a traditional warning is done by shouting "Fore!" There are many considerations for other players while playing Golf with taylormade r11 driver. When someone is about to hit their ball, other players should not disturb or distract them by moving, talking or making any unnecessary noises. Electronic devices should not be a distraction on the course, and other players with cheap golf clubs should not stand too close or directly in front or behind another player's ball or the hole. On the putting green, players should stand out of another's line of putt, making sure that they are not a visible distraction; this includes shadows. All players with r11 driver should remain on or close to the putting green until all players have finished putting. All players should keep track of their own score and the score of their partner. After each hole they should check with their partner to make sure that their scores are recorded the same and accurate. Players on the course should keep and steady pace that is keeping up with the group ahead of them and stays ahead of the group behind.

I want one of these drivers!

Re: Stupid spammers

Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 12:52 am
by KFLO 93 GT
Hmmm.... it's possible I wrote that in second grade.

Re: Stupid spammers

Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 11:31 am
by Chad91GTZ
After reading the cialis one, I'm not sure if the second one is about golf or sex.

Re: Stupid spammers

Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 12:36 pm
by 3X00-Modified
Chad91GTZ wrote:After reading the cialis one, I'm not sure if the second one is about golf or sex.
I don't know...

its a real deal.

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Re: Stupid spammers

Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 12:57 pm
by Chad91GTZ
Somedays I'm not sure if you own a sense of humor Jon, or if youre absolutly freeking hilarious by acting like you don't.

I'm looking forward to meeting you lol.

Re: Stupid spammers

Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 1:27 pm
by 3X00-Modified
Chad91GTZ wrote:Somedays I'm not sure if you own a sense of humor Jon, or if youre absolutly freeking hilarious by acting like you don't.

I'm looking forward to meeting you lol.
lol no seriously though I totally understood where you were coming from so I just HAD to google R11 Driver to see if something nasty came up... LOL Sure enough an POS golf driver appeared and no nasty sex stories... DAMNIT! I needed something to fill the end of this day and that blew up in my face... no pun intended.

Re: Stupid spammers

Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 1:40 pm
by Chad91GTZ
Nice choice of words bud. lmao