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You guys may not know this, but every day stupid spammers sign up on this board and post random crap from uggs boots to sports tickets and everything else under the sun. Luckily, they all get banned and disapproved before it comes onto the public board thanks to our moderation staff.

Heres one today that I thought was interesting. Im still trying to understand it all. It appears to be a cialis advertisement/story that was written in another language, then translated(kinda)

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Very few have made it on here and I'm very happy with that!
keep'em flying!
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That is using a "story" technique. More words, less prone to auto ban/auto prune and typically make no real sense.

I get those too all the time on my board. Last time I cleared the log, I removed 25MB of ... crap attempted account creations and posts that never made it to the actual forum.

Thank god for anti-spam tools.
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"A cialis by his wad yelled inevitable."

Indeed.
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I hate the spammers on this board; I've banned so many of them I lost count. The stories are interesting though lol.

"It detested a excitement under her unannounced cables pizza, from don't usually sidetracked the accustomed bones into a vogon bar."

Riiiiiiiight.
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SPAM SUCKS!

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v v nice
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heavywoody wrote:I hate the spammers on this board; I've banned so many of them I lost count. The stories are interesting though lol.

"It detested a excitement under her unannounced cables pizza, from don't usually sidetracked the accustomed bones into a vogon bar."

Riiiiiiiight.

LOL, I just read this. A VOGON BAR?! God, I hope they don't read poetry!
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Heres a new one:


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Hmmm.... it's possible I wrote that in second grade.
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After reading the cialis one, I'm not sure if the second one is about golf or sex.
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Chad91GTZ wrote:After reading the cialis one, I'm not sure if the second one is about golf or sex.
I don't know...

its a real deal.

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Somedays I'm not sure if you own a sense of humor Jon, or if youre absolutly freeking hilarious by acting like you don't.

I'm looking forward to meeting you lol.
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Chad91GTZ wrote:Somedays I'm not sure if you own a sense of humor Jon, or if youre absolutly freeking hilarious by acting like you don't.

I'm looking forward to meeting you lol.
lol no seriously though I totally understood where you were coming from so I just HAD to google R11 Driver to see if something nasty came up... LOL Sure enough an POS golf driver appeared and no nasty sex stories... DAMNIT! I needed something to fill the end of this day and that blew up in my face... no pun intended.
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Nice choice of words bud. lmao
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