Crashing Coolers and more..BFest 2010
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RIP little guy!
You served us well until Mary became the "Cooler Killer".
Oh the Humanity!!
But you gave your life for the betterment of B'Fest!

You served us well until Mary became the "Cooler Killer".
Oh the Humanity!!
But you gave your life for the betterment of B'Fest!


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Bwahahaha how did I miss that there was a picture! *right click, save as..*ketchupredz26 wrote:
Total annihilation.
I think that was one of the funniest things I've seen.
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Speaking of interesting pictures:




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snowblindburd wrote:Speaking of interesting pictures:
....So your the one who put that there...
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Hell hath no fury as messing with Pat's RDRCKT.
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Don't shoot the messenger, I only took the picture =P.
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snowblindburd wrote:Bwahahaha how did I miss that there was a picture! *right click, save as..*ketchupredz26 wrote:
Total annihilation.
I think that was one of the funniest things I've seen.
NE should be a good challenge for the last of the triplets!
For God's Sake people, they cost $2.00.
Kerri tried to save the first one at Albany with staples and duct tape, but alas it was not to be, and Mary just had to "squatilly" dispose of number two.
Number three could be newsworthy in Shamokin Dam, PA. (Who the hell picked that bloody place?)

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I have the cooler carnage in the video I took too, but unfortunately I didn't get the actual crashing on video.
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Styrofoam coolers are meant to be crushed and/or otherwise humiliated.
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What what in the butt?snowblindburd wrote:
91 "SS" - WOT 3400/5spd - 13.29@101.6 - World's fastest N/A FWD Beretta
96 "T56" LS/6spd/8.8 RWD swap - 13.45@104.7 lol
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I think it was more, whoever did it was trying to make fun of the fact I have a 2.5" exhaust and no tips. Never had the stock tips, and I can't find any that don't look like crap. Always open to suggestions...
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Borla dual tips look tits. Of course, I may be biased...Geoff, Geoff and I all have them.


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96 "T56" LS/6spd/8.8 RWD swap - 13.45@104.7 lol
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96 "T56" LS/6spd/8.8 RWD swap - 13.45@104.7 lol
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How did I miss that on your car Pat?? That is hilarious! It added 2 seconds to your car!!
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I recognize those sandals in that photo! Bwahahaha! 
After years of being the guy with the fart can and 3.5" tip I can't resist the opportunity to have a little fun with others.
Sorry Pat!
PS - If I ever get a welder or make it to a worthwhile exhaust shop; I've got the same Borla tips that Woody posted. They certainly are sexy. But these days they are ungodly expensive these days, like ~$170 range through Summit. I've had mine waiting for install for 5 or 6 years now... That's just sad.




After years of being the guy with the fart can and 3.5" tip I can't resist the opportunity to have a little fun with others.
Sorry Pat!

PS - If I ever get a welder or make it to a worthwhile exhaust shop; I've got the same Borla tips that Woody posted. They certainly are sexy. But these days they are ungodly expensive these days, like ~$170 range through Summit. I've had mine waiting for install for 5 or 6 years now... That's just sad.




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This is getting way off topic, which was neat and silly anyway, but there was a post I believe on B'Stuff a long time ago about a company that made a dual tip that was actually offset like the OEM ones.
I have looked and looked and couldn't find it however.
Vintage Parts has 2 '93-'94 GTZ/Z26 muffler and tailpipe assemblies available. Part Number 2257-6743 at $298.67 but it's the V6 Part number.
'91-'92 is 1233-9898 for the Quads and is no longer available.
I have looked and looked and couldn't find it however.
Vintage Parts has 2 '93-'94 GTZ/Z26 muffler and tailpipe assemblies available. Part Number 2257-6743 at $298.67 but it's the V6 Part number.
'91-'92 is 1233-9898 for the Quads and is no longer available.
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'92 3500 GT gone and not really missed. It was fun. Documented 13.47 N/A.
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'91 California Quad (Gone with just a bit of "Seller's Remorse".)
'92 3500 GT gone and not really missed. It was fun. Documented 13.47 N/A.