31 Reasons Chuck Norris Is Better Than You
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31 Reasons Chuck Norris Is Better Than You
1. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, “Two seconds
till.†After you ask, “Two seconds to what?†he roundhouse kicks you in the
face.
2. Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck
Norris can kill him and take it.
3. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke
the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she
was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
4. Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the
information he wants.
5. Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a
stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly
after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck
Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew
once more that the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
6. Chuck Norris lost his v1rginity before his dad did.
7. There are no disabled people in the world. Only those people who have
felt the wrath of Chuck Norris.
8. Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related
deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
9. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are
trademarked names for his left and right legs.
10. Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
11. Chuck Norris has recently changed his middle name to “Fucking.â€
12. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes
only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has
not had to pay taxes ever.
13. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
14. There are two kinds of people in this world: people who suck, and Chuck
Norris.
15. In the movie “Back to the Future†they used Chuck Norris’ Delorean to go
back into time and into the future. When they gave it back to him with a
scratch on it he was angry and roundhouse kicked Michael J. Fox, which years
later was the cause of his Parkinson’s disease.
16. Chuck Norris spends his Saturdays climbing mountains and meditating in
peaceful solitude. Sundays are for oral sex, KFC and Tequila.
17. Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always. The only time he
didn’t was in 1941, otherwise known as the beginning of the Holocaust.
18. Chuck Norris can enter up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B,
A, Select, Start using only his erection.
19. Crop circles are Chuck Norris’s way of telling the world that sometimes
corn needs to lie the gently caress down.
20. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris
allows to live.
21. When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and
instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
22. Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There
were no survivors.
23. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use
to kill you, including the room itself.
24. Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.
25. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of
tennis.
26. When Chuck Norris was born, the nurse said, “Holy crap! That’s Chuck
Norris!†Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third
girl he had slept with.
27. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
28. It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
29. Chuck Norris is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with
lactose’s sh1 t.
30. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
31. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s
pushing the Earth down.
Interesting Facts about Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying
“BOOYAâ€.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris,
then you may be only seconds away from death.
Biologically, Chuck Norris is his own step-father.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided
to roundhouse his way out of his mother’s womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a
beard.
God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, but he swiftly declined, instead
opting for super strength roundhouse ability.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was
10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy’s.
Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
A ducks quack does not echo. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this
phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you grimly before
unleashing a flurry of roundhouses.
Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Jackie Chan in a game of chess. When
Norris lost in the game, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Chan in the
side of the face.
Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick is so powerful that it can be seen from outer
space with the naked eye.
Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany.
Chuck Norris can cut onions without crying.
Chuck Norris once burned down an entire forest when he was experimenting
with water.
If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species
list.
Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.
Chuck Norris can believe it’s not butter.
Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling,
“Bang!â€
Chuck Norris doesn’t need to swallow when eating food.
Ironically, Chuck Norris’ hidden talent is invisibility.
Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse
kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don’t be offended or
hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
One time while sparring with a bear, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left
testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical
term: Jupiter.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the blue ringed octopus of
Eastern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes
of being bitten, a human experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred
vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being
repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker’s father.
Before science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence.
Before email was invented Chuck Norris would attach messages to kittens and
roundhouse kick them.
In the original pilot for Star Trek Next Generation Chuck Norris can be seen
powering the USS enterprise warp drive with his roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poops them out
transformed into a robot.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and
unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was
finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his
soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and
admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every
second Wednesday of the month.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of
"beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen,
jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined
influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all
three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
Chuck Norris won 'Jumanji' without ever saying the word. He simply
beat the living crap out of everything that was thrown at him, and the
game forfeited.
To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer, Chuck Norris
smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7
different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing
for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
Chuck Norris doesn’t eat. Rather he kicks ass until he’s full.
Scientists in Washington have recently conceded that, if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once threated to sue Burger King because they refused to make it his way. When asked what “his way†detailed, he replied: “with barbed wire and nails, of courseâ€. He then roundhouse kicked the reporter for even asking.
Chuck Norris never “gets laidâ€, rather: “laid gets Chuckâ€.
Chuck Norris only masterbates to pictures of Chuck Norris
Playgirl magazine once asked Chuck Norris to appear naked in an issue, Chuck laughed at the opporunity saying “there isn’t enough paper in the world to contain my bearded memberâ€. He then killed the editors simply by unzipping his pants.
Helen Keller’s favorite color is Chuck Norris
Chuck norris once burnt 1,500 calories just by looking in the mirror
Ice isn't cold water; it's water that is scared still by Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was a teenager, he once impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the Himalaya mountains. 9 months later, the nuns all gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in NFL history.
chuck norris has never farted. scientists fear that if he ever does, it will be the end of mankind.
When the Boogeman goes to bed he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.
Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't gently caress with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
Chuck Norris waited patiently in Al Capone’s vault for 63 years just so he could give Geraldo Rivera the surprise beating of his lifetime.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
There's no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane".
Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.
If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.
On the 7th day, God rested.... Chuck Norris took over.
Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.
Chuck Norris doesnt consider it sex if the woman lives.
When Chuck Norris jumps in a pool he dosen’t get wet, water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
keep it going!
till.†After you ask, “Two seconds to what?†he roundhouse kicks you in the
face.
2. Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck
Norris can kill him and take it.
3. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke
the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she
was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
4. Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the
information he wants.
5. Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a
stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly
after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck
Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew
once more that the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
6. Chuck Norris lost his v1rginity before his dad did.
7. There are no disabled people in the world. Only those people who have
felt the wrath of Chuck Norris.
8. Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related
deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
9. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are
trademarked names for his left and right legs.
10. Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
11. Chuck Norris has recently changed his middle name to “Fucking.â€
12. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes
only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has
not had to pay taxes ever.
13. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
14. There are two kinds of people in this world: people who suck, and Chuck
Norris.
15. In the movie “Back to the Future†they used Chuck Norris’ Delorean to go
back into time and into the future. When they gave it back to him with a
scratch on it he was angry and roundhouse kicked Michael J. Fox, which years
later was the cause of his Parkinson’s disease.
16. Chuck Norris spends his Saturdays climbing mountains and meditating in
peaceful solitude. Sundays are for oral sex, KFC and Tequila.
17. Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always. The only time he
didn’t was in 1941, otherwise known as the beginning of the Holocaust.
18. Chuck Norris can enter up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B,
A, Select, Start using only his erection.
19. Crop circles are Chuck Norris’s way of telling the world that sometimes
corn needs to lie the gently caress down.
20. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris
allows to live.
21. When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and
instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
22. Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There
were no survivors.
23. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use
to kill you, including the room itself.
24. Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.
25. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of
tennis.
26. When Chuck Norris was born, the nurse said, “Holy crap! That’s Chuck
Norris!†Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third
girl he had slept with.
27. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
28. It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
29. Chuck Norris is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with
lactose’s sh1 t.
30. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
31. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s
pushing the Earth down.
Interesting Facts about Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying
“BOOYAâ€.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris,
then you may be only seconds away from death.
Biologically, Chuck Norris is his own step-father.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided
to roundhouse his way out of his mother’s womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a
beard.
God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, but he swiftly declined, instead
opting for super strength roundhouse ability.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was
10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy’s.
Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
A ducks quack does not echo. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this
phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you grimly before
unleashing a flurry of roundhouses.
Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Jackie Chan in a game of chess. When
Norris lost in the game, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Chan in the
side of the face.
Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick is so powerful that it can be seen from outer
space with the naked eye.
Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany.
Chuck Norris can cut onions without crying.
Chuck Norris once burned down an entire forest when he was experimenting
with water.
If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species
list.
Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.
Chuck Norris can believe it’s not butter.
Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling,
“Bang!â€
Chuck Norris doesn’t need to swallow when eating food.
Ironically, Chuck Norris’ hidden talent is invisibility.
Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse
kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don’t be offended or
hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
One time while sparring with a bear, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left
testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical
term: Jupiter.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the blue ringed octopus of
Eastern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes
of being bitten, a human experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred
vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being
repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker’s father.
Before science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence.
Before email was invented Chuck Norris would attach messages to kittens and
roundhouse kick them.
In the original pilot for Star Trek Next Generation Chuck Norris can be seen
powering the USS enterprise warp drive with his roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poops them out
transformed into a robot.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and
unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was
finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his
soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and
admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every
second Wednesday of the month.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of
"beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen,
jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined
influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all
three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
Chuck Norris won 'Jumanji' without ever saying the word. He simply
beat the living crap out of everything that was thrown at him, and the
game forfeited.
To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer, Chuck Norris
smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7
different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing
for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
Chuck Norris doesn’t eat. Rather he kicks ass until he’s full.
Scientists in Washington have recently conceded that, if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once threated to sue Burger King because they refused to make it his way. When asked what “his way†detailed, he replied: “with barbed wire and nails, of courseâ€. He then roundhouse kicked the reporter for even asking.
Chuck Norris never “gets laidâ€, rather: “laid gets Chuckâ€.
Chuck Norris only masterbates to pictures of Chuck Norris
Playgirl magazine once asked Chuck Norris to appear naked in an issue, Chuck laughed at the opporunity saying “there isn’t enough paper in the world to contain my bearded memberâ€. He then killed the editors simply by unzipping his pants.
Helen Keller’s favorite color is Chuck Norris
Chuck norris once burnt 1,500 calories just by looking in the mirror
Ice isn't cold water; it's water that is scared still by Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was a teenager, he once impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the Himalaya mountains. 9 months later, the nuns all gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in NFL history.
chuck norris has never farted. scientists fear that if he ever does, it will be the end of mankind.
When the Boogeman goes to bed he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.
Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't gently caress with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
Chuck Norris waited patiently in Al Capone’s vault for 63 years just so he could give Geraldo Rivera the surprise beating of his lifetime.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
There's no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane".
Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.
If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.
On the 7th day, God rested.... Chuck Norris took over.
Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.
Chuck Norris doesnt consider it sex if the woman lives.
When Chuck Norris jumps in a pool he dosen’t get wet, water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
keep it going!
1991 GTZ: RIP
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Re: 31 Reasons Chuck Norris Is Better Than You
old meme is old 
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Re: 31 Reasons Chuck Norris Is Better Than You
Old as they may be, they are funny.
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Re: 31 Reasons Chuck Norris Is Better Than You
15 is a little weak
