BerettaFest 2013 Denver, CO – Registration is OPEN!

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Registration for the 17th Annual BerettaFest, brought to you by Beretta.net, is now open!  For a full itinerary, dates, prices, and registration please visit bfest.beretta.net!

We hope to see you soon in Denver!

May COTM

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Tyler Pitman – TylerP

I can honestly say that I never expected to fall in love with a car like I have with mine! It all started back when I was 13 years old (currently 17) and I was just itching to buy a car to work on for when I was ready to drive. I hopped on craigslist and started looking for cheap $300 cars and wasn’t having any luck, but then I came across an ad that said “1995 CHEVY BERETTA NEEDS WORK!” now at the time I had no clue what the heck a Beretta even was so I checked it out. To me even though it was a base, it still looked like a pretty neat looking little car so I had my dad call them up, mowed a couple of yards for the cash, and was on my way to pick it up that next weekend!

When we first pulled up to the house the poor old thing was crammed in between a fence and a garage and was just covered in trash, but I still could see the potential in her. We uncovered it gave it a good look over and brought it home. Then for the next couple of days I was scrubbing and cleaning like crazy! After countless hours it finally started looking like a pretty decent ride. At that point I needed to put a new 2.2 in….so just before I turned 15 I went out into the garage and I did an engine swap with an engine I bought from a junkyard down the road. After all that was done I found an aqua blue Z that needed an engine and that thing was clean! My dad and I picked it up for $400 and soon came to realize that it was too far rusted out underneath on the rear shock towers to repair. So what did I do? I took everything but the engine and trans and converted my base to a z26 clone. Soon after, I found myself some euro headlights from an old member on bstuff for $160 and started to do create the car I had always envisioned. I can honestly say that I love absolutely everything about my car, it has come a long way from what it started as and I am proud to say that it is mine. Whenever somebody laughs at the fact it’s eretta I just simply tell them the mods that I have done to it and they shut right up and those mods would be….Neon disc brakes, Z51 rear sway bar, FE7 front sway bar, strut tower brace, z34 hood vents (thanks to Styluss), Euro tails (thanks to summitbalt), new front Z bumper with mach 1 chin spoiler (thanks to summitbalt), 93 subframes (thanks to summitbalt), GTZ wheels, Power windows, sunroof, 95 GA third brake light, GTU spoiler, Black interior excluding seats, red gauge needles, 3400/4t60e swap, OBD II swap (thanks to summitbalt), GTU mirrors, Tinted windows, GA shift boot, Eldorado shift knob, stereo, quantam cozmik 12” sub woofers with 3000 watt planet audio amp, sunroof, removed door strips, v6 HO emblems, and there is probably some small things I am forgetting, but that is all the big noticeable changes. As you can all tell I have been helped out a lot by members on here and I admire each and every Beretta on this forum! Its incredible how much knowledge is floating around on here and from that knowledge I have learned how to accomplish my final mods that will be done…I am currently in the middle of a 3500/intercooled turbo swap with all black engine bay and polished accents and hopefully after this swap is done I can move on to getting my seats reupholstered to match the interior, new wheels, grand am IRS, and corvette front disc brakes!

I am sure that I will come up with more things I will want to do along the way, but this car is my baby and because of that car and this community I have learned a lot! I never realized how much could be done with a little bit of ingenuity and some research. I currently drive this car as a daily driver with a cool 223,xxx miles on it. Here soon I will be getting my GTZ and using that as a daily driver so I can give my base a break. A lot of memories and friendships have been made with this car and I would just like to thank everyone on this forum for all of the information and help you have given me. Hope you guys enjoyed this little write up and keep an eye out for my 90 GTZ and 91 base 3.1/5 speed to pop up around here somewhere.

April COTM

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April COTM
Chris Lucy
DTMAce’ 1994 Bright Aqua Metallic Beretta Z26

It’s a funny, if not lengthy story I suppose.  I own a Beretta Z26.
Let’s go back to 1994.  Pretty fresh out of ITT Tech.  Was working for this place making bombs.  No, seriously.  Government contractor, they made parts for bombs, detonators, you name it.

That April 1st was the day that started my quest.  You see I used to own a 1989 Cavalier RS.  It had aftermarket rims, headlight covers, 4 doors (ugh) and a 2.0 auto (bigger ugh).  But it was dependable.  3 more months and it was all mine.  It did look really nice though.  Had black interior, bright red.  I took care of it.
So my boss comes to me that afternoon, and tells me that my car got hit out on the street.  I started to laugh.  “Ok, you couldn’t come up with something better?”  So I played along.  Or so I thought.

It was completely totaled.   Long story, but a 70 something Monte Carlo slammed into the back of it.  I know this because the grill was laying there but there was no car.  LOL

The very next day, I started looking at cars.  I looked at the new Z24’s.  And threw up a little.  For a little bit I contemplated a V6 Camaro convertible!  It was nice, but it was a plain, underpowered car.  Then I saw it.
Two of them!  A gorgeous Dark Rose Metallic and the Bright Aqua Metallic Z26.  They had no bases on the lot, just those 2 cars.  They had only arrived that week!  I had never seen a Z26, but I knew what the Beretta was, having seen them before.  It got me thinking though.

You see I was considering a Z24, because I have had a couple of Cavaliers and drove a few of them too.  But I wanted a V6 and manual transmission.  Sadly, the new Cavaliers didn’t have a V6/stick anymore.  And the Beretta’s didn’t either, but being new and a Z26 which no one had seen, I figured why not?  lol
So I took the Aqua for a test drive.  Fell in love with this car immediately.  It had power, it felt solid, it handled SO good down the road. I was really impressed.  I got back to the dealership, plunked down couple hundred and said “I’ll be back tomorrow to get it, once I deal with the bank.  Don’t let it go out again till then.”  It had like 6 or 7 miles on it, and after my test drive it had 26 miles!   $17,200 dollars later, it was mine.

I have always enjoyed driving this car.  And drove it I did.  The 36k warranty was dead in about a year and a half.  Once it ended, I switched to synthetic oil, since at that time, GM did not warrant your engine if you used synthetics.  LOL

It has had its share of small benders.  First one was one of the worst.  Rear ended less than a month after I bought it, on the way to the same job that the last car was totaled in.  Sucked, but it got fixed! $4700 dollars’ worth of damage later.

I tore the original front bumper up on a raccoon.  Ripped the thing completely to hell.  That got replaced.  My fault for hitting him at nearly 75 though.
I had a bad habit of using a heavy foot with this car.  It was so easy to go fast in it!  I remember doing many STUPID things, have gotten a couple of tickets because I didn’t notice how fast I was going, stuff like that.  Loved to take it on crazy sharp hairpin turns, and really windy roads at faster-than-I-should-have-been-going speeds, you name it.

Next thing I knew, it was getting old.  Starting to develop problems.  Engine light (later to be found the EGR).  Small stuff.  Radiator, alternator, power steering rack.  I kept fixing things though.

Suddenly it had 200 thousand miles!  This was back around 2001 or so.  Yeah.  The car wasn’t even 10 years old, and already had over 200 thousand miles.  At this point, mileage slowed down on the car.  I was trying to save what was left.  But I still kept driving it.
Let’s go to 2004.

I moved to Michigan.  Drove the car up here, complete with a jingling A/C bearing.  Wow, was that noisy.  Ended up seizing that in the middle of the winter, had to tow the car home and replace the bearing.  After summer in 2005…   She sat.  And sat.  Mostly outside.  It was a sad time.  You see, I had just started a new computer shop, money was REALLY tight, so I didn’t have a lot to spare for things like two cars, parts, etc.  She needed new tires, and some other stuff.  That next fall of 2006, it finally got put into a storage barn.  I drove it there, disconnected and removed the battery, put a car cover over it, and left it there for 2 and a half years!
2008.  That summer was a good summer.  Decided I would go out and see if I could get it started and bring her home to work on it.  Took a tank of air, and a battery with me.  Aired up a couple of the tires that had gone flat, hooked the battery up.  It cranked like twice as long as it would normally and fired right over.  Yep.  After sitting for over 2 years in that barn, it ran like I parked it there not that long ago.

So took it home, cleaned her up.  Put new tires on it later that week.  Had 210k on it at this point.  Drove her for 3 months!  Then hit a deer while on the interstate at 70.  She was totaled.

I was devastated.  I thought it was done, and I would have to get it scrapped for sure.  But no!  You see my father worked as an auto repair mechanic.  He did frame, body, painting, etc.  Not much he didn’t do probably.  Well, he gets the bright idea to help me rebuild the car.  So, I agreed and started my search.  It led me to not one, but two Beretta websites!  Bnet and Bstuff.  Most of you know the rest, as my tale is quite winded in the forums.  Lol
So, we fixed it, repainted the entire car, and I tweaked its look a bit.  Deleted the side body moldings, converted the lights to LEDs, etc.  And drove it another 3 years.  Over 240k on the clock now.  Been to two Beretta events.  Has been an inspiration to some of you even.

Sadly, 2013 will be its final year.  Due to a multitude of issues, I will no longer be driving this car.  I used it up, got lots and lots of good times out of it.  But with the engine worn out, the transmission worn out, the lower floor pan mostly rotten, and the electrical issues, it’s hard to justify doing anything else to this car.  I have saved it more than once already.  It has served me well, and will always be my favorite car.  It will be immortalized here for as long as we have a community of Beretta enthusiasts as well, and you can’t ask for better than that.

Those that want to see more, visit the thread linked in my signature.
Chris Lucy AKA DTMACE
94′ Z26 Project95′ Base ProjectCustom LED Light Conversions!
Chosen Proposal Submission & Committee Member for Beretta Fest 2012 in Traverse City Michigan
Thanks for your time!

Server downtime

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What started off as a basic re-image turned into a drive replacement and migrating all of the data back is taking longer than expected. Forums and bfest pages will be back up later today, for now I need some sleep….. (3:45am est)

–Will

March Article of the Month – Flashback: 1990 GTZ Road Test

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February Article of the Month – BerettaFest 2012: A Look Back

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The 16th annual BerettaFest was hosted in Traverse City, MI from June 21-24th, 2012.  Looking back, the event was another huge success!  It was 4 days of hanging out with old friends, while at the same time making new ones.  Old traditions survived, and even a few new ones may have squeezed their way into the fold!

The weekend kicked off ”unofficially” on wednesday night, when some of us early birds were again treated to the relatively new tradition of the BerettaFest Taco Bar, hosted by Ryan H. (Styluss on the message board).  This newest tradition, with only a $5 donation to the taco fund, is quickly becoming a popular reason to actually be early to BerettaFest!  Its a great way to kick off the long weekend, and I personally hope it is around for a long time.

Thursday June 21st officially kicked off BerettaFest 2012, with registration check-in at the hotel parking lot.  Our hotel, a Great Wolf Lodge, really rolled out the red carpet for us!  They blocked off a section of the parking lot with cones just for Berettas, and checked in with the group throughout the weekend to see if we needed anything.  They also were one of the sponsors of BerettaFest through a donation of one free night’s stay to be raffled off within the group, and a group rate that took off $100 per night per room!  We were all very satisfied with the hotel choice!  Thursday evening, some of us took to the track at a local amusement park, Pirate’s Cove.  While the go-karts weren’t the high speed must-wear-racing-suits-and-helmets kind we have had the past few years, they were a lot of fun and gave some of our younger kids the opportunity to go racing as well!  We also made sure to hit the bumper boats with the kids, and go on the zipline as well!  That evening a large group of members ate at a local supper club, which after we all ate decided that karaoke was a good idea…  14 drinks later, a very humorous “Cartman” version of “Come Sail Away” karaoke, and an adventurous ride back to the hotel (in the passenger seat), Pat B. (Travelor) from WI would earn the “Watermelon Award” as the goofiest/wackiest/zaniest member at BerettaFest!

Friday June 22nd started out with a scavenger hunt put together by our hosts Chris L. (DTMAce), and Kyle A.  We drove around Traverse City trying to find certain landmarks or points of interest.  Once found, we were to take a picture of our provided beanie baby with the point of interest!  Style points were encouraged, and a panel of members eventually voted Geoff M. (heavywoody) as the winner of the best photos!  During the middle of the day most of our attendees went on a scenic cruise of the Pierce Stocking Scenic Drive and surrounding area, while some stayed at the hotel and enjoyed the indoor waterpark.  It was on that scenic drive that the weekend’s main “speedbump” occured!  With a swift shift of a Getrag gearbox, at 7000 rpm, Chad M. (Chad91GTZ) disintegrated his clutch in his ’92 GTZ.  Luckily, there were other members with tow vehicles and a tow dolly to help get it back to the hotel!  Once back, with the threat of rain cancelling our drag racing, it became clear that surgery would need to be performed on Chad’s GTZ.  A group of three members: Chad, Erich D. (Cack), and Geoff M. attacked the GTZ with ferocity to drop the transmission and change the clutch!  Most of the rest of the gang set up chairs, cracked open a frosty beverage, and became the official cheerleaders of BerettaFest…

Saturday June 23rd was the all day affair of the annual BerettaFest Car Show and Picnic.  Held at Sayler Park, it was a very scenic – and rustic - site to this long running tradition.  With Beretta’s scattered throughout the woods and inbetween trees, the grill was started and meat was cooked with a professional fervor that only our Tin Foil Award and Endless Ride Award winner, Ryan H. (Styluss), could deliver.  The food was excellent, the weather was reasonable, and everyone had a great time!  After filling our tanks up at the picnic, we all took to the field of Berettas to vote on who would win the various car show classes!

After voting for our favorite Berettas in a number of stock and custom classes, the Beretta.net Committee Chairman Mike P. took on the time honored tradition of announcing all our raffle winners and Car Show Class winners from atop an unsuspecting picnic table – a tradition dating back to the first violated picnic table in Louisville, KY in 2001!

Class Winners for 2012 were: Best Stock Exterior – Paul K.’s 1988 Red GTU, Best Stock Interior ’88-’90 – Ken W’s 1990 Teal Indy, Best Stock Interior ’91-’96 - Cliff S’s 1994 Black Quad4 Z26, Best Stock Engine Bay – Kyle A’s 1995 Z26, Best Custom Exterior -  Brad J’s 1990 Black GTZ with custom blue flame paint, Best Custom Interior ’88-’90 – Peggy C’s 1988 GT with custom blue and purple paint, Best Custom Interior ’91-’96 – Marc M’s (Bman) Black Z26, and Best Modified Engine Bay – Dustin B’s 1995 2.2L Base.  Our other fun award winners not already mentioned were Carl and Linda L. with the Garage Queen Award for lowest original miles at 42,936 mi, Chris L. with the Million Mile Award for highest original miles at 293,xxx mi, and last but not least Chris L. won the Gopher Award for stepping up huge and being a great host for BerettaFest 2012.

From the Picnic and Car Show our group of Beretta’s navigated the woods and off road travel to get back to the hotel for the annual group picture.  With rain closing in fast and a unique opportunity to shoot uphill at the cars instead of downhill or from above we managed to get a good shot in just before it poured on us!  Note the very blood-rushing-to-your-head dedication of some of our members to show their love to our little Chevys – thanks everyone!

Saturday night was of course the reason for the most celebrated event in all of BerettaFest – Chad M.’s Quazar GTZ survived the intense two day parking lot surgery, and was successfully reinstated into active duty!  Celebrations went deep into the night, and culminated in the first annual BerettaFest Bobsled runoffs!  Daring racers threw caution to the wind and their bodies down a sprinkler-slicked hill on real American made snow sleds!  Even our little junior BerettaFesters got involved in our Junior Class.  Everyone was champions, but mostly because no one got hurt!

Sunday June 24th brought about many early morning good-byes as most of our members hit some breakfast, and then the road as we said adieu to BerettaFest 2012 and Traverse City, MI.

As the N.E. Wisconsin caravan pulled into Green Bay that night, I thought about all the fun we had and how I just couldn’t wait for 2013.  I thought about how fortunate we were to have such a great member base, great sponsors in Great Wolf Lodge, Rock Auto, and Summit, and how everything came together.

I was also thinking about Chad, who was no doubt thankful that we have such great people who would help him in a time of need… Oh yea, and thankful that his GTZ made it all the way home without a hitch!

Until we meet again (or for the first time),

Mike Pride – Beretta.net Committee Chairman